Pastime

Procrastination is my favorite!

Time to procrastinate

Later

Random thought

If Lincoln had been an astronomer: Four stars and seven moons ago.... If Lincoln had been a leprecaun: Four stars, seven moons, 3 clovers, and 2 red hearts.....

Vulgarity/Intelligence

"Vulgarity is a product of a lack of intelligence" - Christen A. Tauzin

New Year's Resolution

I know it's a bit late, but I'm working on that.....

What's your New Year's Resolution?

My wife put this question to me, and seeings as how I hadn't really thought about it that much I told her that.

She said hers was: 1280 x 1024. Cute, huh?

And yes, she's also a geek!

Theory or Law

We were discussing the difference between a theory and how it becomes a law.

Someone said that once a theory can be proven, it is then known as a scientific law.

So I then posed the question: "Does a duck have a mouth?"
The answer came quickly: "Yes!"

Me: "So then a duck's mouth is a Law?"
Again, the answer came quickly: "Yes!"

My reply was: "No, it's not, it's a bill."

Names withheld to protect the windowsill.

Save the horses

How do you save the horses?

Put them in the barn again.