Vulgarity/Intelligence

"Vulgarity is a product of a lack of intelligence" - Christen A. Tauzin

New Year's Resolution

I know it's a bit late, but I'm working on that.....

What's your New Year's Resolution?

My wife put this question to me, and seeings as how I hadn't really thought about it that much I told her that.

She said hers was: 1280 x 1024. Cute, huh?

And yes, she's also a geek!

Theory or Law

We were discussing the difference between a theory and how it becomes a law.

Someone said that once a theory can be proven, it is then known as a scientific law.

So I then posed the question: "Does a duck have a mouth?"
The answer came quickly: "Yes!"

Me: "So then a duck's mouth is a Law?"
Again, the answer came quickly: "Yes!"

My reply was: "No, it's not, it's a bill."

Names withheld to protect the windowsill.

Save the horses

How do you save the horses?

Put them in the barn again.

Things that make you go Hmmmm???

The only thing in life that you can't put off till tomorrow is procrastination.

This is how interesting IT gets...

I guess someone was using the computer too close to the printer and got the mouse hung up in it...

None

I have not yet begun to procrastinate…